PENIS POWER!!

Don't act like you don't know what this is about ladies! The right man will make you step up your game from 8 to 10 real quick! You catch an instant case of the act right! I know you don't want to talk about it but that's my job so here goes nothing!

That good thing will have you sitting outside his job waiting to see him home safe. I JUST THOUGHT YOU NEEDED A RIDE BABES?

Cooking meals to suit his dietary restrictions. DON'T NOBODY EAT PORK UP IN HERE!

Sleeping on the wrong side of your bed. OH THAT'S OKAY HONEY. I DON'T NEED TO SLEEP BY THE DOOR WHERE I'VE SLEPT FOR TEN YEARS.

Cleaning his apartment. OH I JUST WIPED DOWN THE CABINETS AND MOPPED ALL THE FLOORS. PIECE OF CAKE!

Washing his damn drawers! OH I JUST PUT A LITTLE IRON ON YOUR UNDERSHIRTS.

Have you buying new clothes. I'VE HAD THIS FOR YEARS!

Have you matching your bras and panties. OH THIS OLD THING?

Taking days off to be with him on his days off. I HAVE THREE WEEKS VACATION BITCH!

Driving around looking for his ass! I SMELLED HIM OVER HERE A MINUTE AGO!

Thinking you're in love. BITCH I LOVE HIM!!

Loving to hear him snore. IS HE BREATHING?! OH GOD I NEED HIM!!

Bringing him around the family. OH THIS IS MY NEW FRIEND *insert name here*!

Making sure your house is spotless in case he stops by. OH NO I DIDN'T PAINT! IT'S ALWAYS BEEN THIS COLOR.

Acting like you don't drink that much too soon into the relationship. OH I'LL JUST HAVE A GLASS OF WINE.

Have you still hungry when you go out to eat. MORE BREAD? UMMMM NO I'M GOOD.

Acting like you don't smoke. OH WHAT IS THAT? A BLUNT?

Holding in your farts. BITCH DON'T IMPLODE!!

Scrubbing your feet to keep them soft. DON'T CUT THE SHEETS!

Trying out that airbrush makeup. OH NO I WOKE UP LIKE THIS! I WOKE UP LIKE THIS!

Ladies we do a lot of man uplifting and pay him extra attention when he's putting it down proper. Most of us understand the importance of keeping him in the mindset of the King so he treats us like thee Queen. And it just so happens we put a tad more emphasis on the "Keep it tight and Keep it right" mantra when he makes us tingle on sight. Stay fabulous, keep him intrigued and his head will only turn for you. Confidence shines through always even amidst our imperfections. If he worships you with all that, keep his ass!!! Love you ladies!

Hope you had a chuckle. Until next time thanks for reading.