Men, please realize when you've encountered a real lady. I know there are a lot of us out here nowadays who act in ways that don't seem to demand respect. However, I just want to reiterate there are some of us who do require it and I feel the need to assist you today in the identification process of such women.
When you do the following stupid shit and it doesn't result in a slap to your face, or put you on the receiving end of curse words, you've just encountered a fucking lady!
- When she turns around and you yell out "looking good!"
- When you stand extremely close to her in the elevator when there's plenty of room.
- When she's speaking to you and you're staring at her boobs.
- When you're engaged in serious conversation and you end it with a sexual reference.
- When you can't stop adjusting your crotch while she speaks to you.
- Instead of paying her a nice mannerly compliment you say "damn girl".
- When you lick your lips and bite your bottom lip while rubbing your hands together as you approach her.
- Ask her how she keeps her boobs so high up in the air.
- And if you've ever uttered the words "We would make beautiful babies".
Just an FYI fellas because I love men! Grab your crotch, close your eyes, thank God it was never kicked and count your lucky balls.
Thanks for reading!
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