Chick are you insane!?

MISS SCARLET'S DEFINITION OF INSANITY:

verb: The act of dealing with the same man over and over and over, giving your time, attention, input, and love toward his existence in any way he allows. Attempting to find a place where you fit in his life, opening yourself up to his limited systematic affection as he continues to blatantly disregard your feelings and continues to slowly distribute pieces of his heart to random women all around you.

What you are NOT INSANE for doing is falling for a charming guy who appears to have his things together and meets all of the character traits you desire in the opposite sex. He does most things right and on the surface appears to really like you.

You ARE INSANE for continuing to tolerate his ill behavior and his contemptuous treatment of whatever type of relationship you have developed thus far. 

This level of insanity stems from hurt feelings. We don't like to admit that we put ourselves in situations to get our hearts crushed but it happens. This particular man has the ability to make all you chicks feel an equal portion of special. If pressed he will deny this is his strategy and even pit you all against each other when necessary. Your cup has simply reached the point where it's full of piss and the smell is now burning your eyes, hence the crazy bitch rises up inside of you. The only way to continue in this type of arrangement is to play well with a few others and become a settler. Only to find yourself settling for a piece of the pie he's slicing up for all the hungry ladies who each think they have a unique and wonderful prize.

However! If you're not that quiet collected type and cannot play this game then you only have two choices to deal with the level of insanity those evil things called "feelings" have bred. 1) Act Out or 2) Bow Out. Now acting out can go many, many different ways and I'll leave that to your imagination, but it can range from auto theft to surprise visits of other team members. In most cases we're lucky and have the ability to gauge our propensity to become insane and get out before the thin line between incarceration and justification is blurred. But once you've crossed over to the dark side and that thing has got you, seek immediate help! No one wants to go to jail! On the opposite side of love there's the high road and this encourages you to 2) Bow Out, and gracefully I might add. Let the others continue to play without you. When it comes to your turn he'll either miss you and come to his senses or simply replace you. Isn't it something how you can be discarded so easily after so much time has passed? And this is where 1)Acting Out kicks back in! (ha ha ha) Sadly, yes it's a game! Don't kid yourself here either. There is a crazy chick inside of every refined woman and it just takes a split second of fuckery to rile her.

At the end of the day self preservation of the mind and heart should kick in and you'll be fine. Never let anyone take you from a princess to a prisoner, or an angel to an arsonist, or a Queen to a commoner. Never that! It won't be an easy transition but here's where your *DABS kick in and help you keep it together. Keep your sanity my beauties.

Until next time thanks for reading!

*DAB: Down Ass Bitch