LADIES!! There's nothing wrong with a touch of ghetto shit every now and then, but if he's got more than two or three checks on this list you might be in denial of your desire for the hood lovin'...I'm just sayin'.
HE MIGHT BE A TAD BIT GHETTO IF...He has a 60" flat screen television that sits on top of an end table.
HE MIGHT BE A TAD BIT GHETTO IF...He parks across two spaces to run into the package store.
HE MIGHT BE A TAD BIT GHETTO IF...He greets his friends with strange sounds and a secret handshake.
HE MIGHT BE A TAD BIT GHETTO IF...He gets out the car, looks back and asks you if you're coming.
HE MIGHT BE A TAD BIT GHETTO IF...He's never been out of the state where he lives.
HE MIGHT BE A TAD BIT GHETTO IF...He only has liquor and a carton of eggs in his refrigerator.
HE MIGHT BE A TAD BIT GHETTO IF...He doesn't own any shoes without laces.
HE MIGHT BE A TAD BIT GHETTO IF...He has little baggies filled with things called Kush, Skunk, el Niño, and Sweet Dreams.
HE MIGHT BE A TAD BIT GHETTO IF...You can hear him on your street before he reaches your house.
HE MIGHT BE A TAD BIT GHETTO IF...He calls his mother by her first name.
HE MIGHT BE A TAD BIT GHETTO IF...He has a sister with an accent or hyphen in her name.
HE MIGHT BE A TAD BIT GHETTO IF...He parks his car around the corner from his house.
HE MIGHT BE A TAD BIT GHETTO IF...He has more than two chicks names tattooed on his body.
HE MIGHT BE A TAD BIT GHETTO IF...He has more than three camouflage items in his closet.
HE MIGHT BE A TAD BIT GHETTO IF...He has different names in different circles.
HE MIGHT BE A TAD BIT GHETTO IF...He throws a washcloth on you after sex.
Get your ghetto love on! Thanks for reading.
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