Wednesday, December 20, 2017
Wednesday, December 13, 2017
You Whoring Or Nah?
This blog was inspired by recent conversations with both self-proclaimed and societal standardized whores. I’m sorry I just couldn’t pass the opportunity to blog about it.
I’m not judging…just trying to help you out of the denial closet. SO! Here are eight clues you might be low level whoring.
1 You slept with more than five of your coworkers.
2 You slept with your boss for a raise in pay or some special days off.
3 You had three or more potential men tested for your child’s paternity.
4 You can’t go to the office holiday party because either the spouses are invited, or you're afraid of awkward encounters with all your special work friends.
5 You have multiple pics of private parts in your cell phone or pics of your own!
6 You have sets of bed sheets organized by your lovers names.
7 You have to cover your tattoos with Dermablend so people can’t compare your body parts during general conversation.
8 Your calendar looks like this:
Yes, I swear these have been topics that have crossed my path this week. No, I still don't judge. Matter of fact, here's what Dermablend looks like in case you're wondering (available at Macy's). Thanks for reading!!
7 You have to cover your tattoos with Dermablend so people can’t compare your body parts during general conversation.
8 Your calendar looks like this:
Yes, I swear these have been topics that have crossed my path this week. No, I still don't judge. Matter of fact, here's what Dermablend looks like in case you're wondering (available at Macy's). Thanks for reading!! 
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